I registered this blog a year ago, I wanted to make a parody blog of all those fucking blogs out there about running. Honestly good for you, you're active but do we really all need to hear about how awesome you felt after your 5km run last night. I don't give a crap: isn't there anything else interesting happening in your life? Goddamn this is ridiculous. All runners do is talk about running, sure once in a while they actually run, but mostly they obsessively talk to other runners and non-runners about it. They have their own magazines and clubs and races and social circles. I mean common it's not a real race if there are obese people and retired moms in your heat. And besides, people have been running for over 4 million years now, and they never needed magazines to tell them how to breathe and why they need the latest Wingwam 5 or watever those hippy shoes are called. Guess what, you'll never be a Kenyan, and they run barefoot. I liked running a lot more when it was called jogging and nobody made a fuss about it. And please stop saying running feels good. Running feels like crap after about 50m, and then the more distance you add, the more you feel like crap. It hurts, it's tiring, and you're not even going fast. You can't even win at it, unless you're a Kenyan I guess. If at least you could enjoy the solitude, but these moron run in packs, like retarded wolves. Goddamn I hate running.
So Anyways, I figure I'd use this blog to rant about stuff like that, god knows we need more ranting bloggers out there. Maybe that'll be my next post.
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